My name is Alfred and I have a thing for scary mouths.

20, male, CA. Scorpio.

Usually just reblogs and occasional personal stuff, but sometimes NSFW stuff with blood or body horror. I WILL NOT REBLOG REAL BODY HORROR, only drawn, and it will be tagged as "maw", "maws", and "guro"

Profile pic is not mine! It is art done by tumblr user dumpstercrimes

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1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from I Can Fap It! with 7,740 notes

icyaerolite:

bye

Tagged: PFFFT5naf

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1st September 2014

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undead-cypress:

I can’t wait to see what atlus does to you, fluffy megane protagonist (ʘ‿ʘ) 

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1st September 2014

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phantomcat94:

escapethefallout:

I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

Tagged: SUPER IMPORTANTimportant

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1st September 2014

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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1st September 2014

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kaitlifts:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

aw pitties ❤️

Tagged: try not to cry?you mean cry a lotcry freelydogs are so importantdogdogs

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1st September 2014

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snowsann:

this is pretty sad actually

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1st September 2014

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slow-riot:

lordoftheinternet:

lsdzeppelin:

slow-riot:

*Greasy haired teenager in a Led Zeppelin shirt voice* A laptop isn’t an instrument 

i will not stand for this shit

oh no!!! are you mad that people actually play instruments?? is it a fucking problem for you that pressing buttons on a computer stands for actual music? boo fucking hoo. fuck you. fuck your family and fuck everything you stand for. guess what? oh wow! a laptop ISN’T an instrument! it’s not!!! wow!!! so fucking lame of me to say!!! on behalf of everyone who actually plays something, and anyone who sees PLAYING music as art, FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THIS BULLSHIT. cry to someone else you fucking piece of shit.

Relax.

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1st September 2014

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alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

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1st September 2014

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m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

Tagged: LOLI prefer the true-neutral ending of Catherineso my idea of canon is SPACE TRAVELeven tho Katherine's ending is super cute and nice c:hell all 3 of the best endings are best

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1st September 2014

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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