My name is Alfred and I have a thing for scary mouths.

20, male, CA. Scorpio.

Usually just reblogs and occasional personal stuff, but sometimes NSFW stuff with blood or body horror. I WILL NOT REBLOG REAL BODY HORROR, only drawn, and it will be tagged as "maw", "maws", and "guro"

Profile pic is not mine! It is art done by tumblr user dumpstercrimes

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14th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Rather Odd Predicament with 504,278 notes

inertialicious:

lissymac37:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.

This is CRITICAL

Source: youtube.com

14th September 2014

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addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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Tagged: OHprobably importantref

Source: instagrarn

14th September 2014

Post reblogged from Love and Rockets with 5,677 notes

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable

Tagged: PRICELESSlegendarygravity fallsbill cipher

Source: ciphermemes

14th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Love and Rockets with 68,550 notes

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

Source: thespoonmissioner

13th September 2014

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how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

0

13th September 2014

Post reblogged from prince of the booty with 44,083 notes

justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

Tagged: fav

Source: justacoffeeshop

13th September 2014

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anybody got Sm4sh Bros demo codes? :c

I really really want one…

Tagged: what do I have to do for onessb4sm4sh brossm4sh

11th September 2014

Quote reblogged from Temerarious Pugilist with 209 notes

When you start to insist on healthy boundaries for yourself, it becomes very obvious as to who doesn’t have them.

Lilly Hope Lucario (via theprincess-bride)

Because boundaries are really important. It takes trust to set boundaries. When you set a boundary, you are essentially trusting that it will be respected. Every time you disrespect a boundary somebody sets, you are showing them you can’t be trusted.

Same with if someone continuously steps on your boundaries. Even if they think it’s silly, what they’re really saying is that they can’t be trusted at all. 

It’s ok to dropkick people like that out of your life and get as far away from them as possible. Just like that.

(via mousesmiter)

Tagged: quotes

Source: theprincess-bride

11th September 2014

Photo reblogged from I Can Fap It! with 80,616 notes

sandilescorner:

satsukitomoe:

hokian:

satsukitomoe:

acidocasualidad:

satsukitomoe:

doodled a satsuki in the computer lab

Strongest eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME



yeah excuse u


THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

i run this school not you

but i admire your loyalty to order


Look how happy Ishimaru is.

sandilescorner:

satsukitomoe:

hokian:

satsukitomoe:

acidocasualidad:

satsukitomoe:

doodled a satsuki in the computer lab

Strongest eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME

yeah excuse u

THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

i run this school not you

but i admire your loyalty to order

Look how happy Ishimaru is.

Tagged: my queendamn fucking straight she's got eyebrows that could kill a mankill la killklk

Source: satsukitomoe

11th September 2014

Post reblogged from サンタ with 24,725 notes

lustfuldemoness:

"Hey we need a way to establish a character’s badassery before the major conflict starts"

"I’VE GOT IT"

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Tagged: this is my favorite instant characterization evershe's so fucking badass RIGHT from the startno toasta STRAIGHT LEMONklkkill la kill

Source: lustfuldemoness