20, male, CA. Scorpio.
Usually just reblogs and occasional personal stuff, but sometimes NSFW stuff with blood or body horror. I WILL NOT REBLOG REAL BODY HORROR, only drawn, and it will be tagged as "maw", "maws", and "guro"
Profile pic is not mine! It is art done by tumblr user dumpstercrimes
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
Fefnep commission for alexianfireflies! 8’)
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I enjoy few things more than removing unnecessary junk from my ears
if only cleaning one’s ears out was easier than fiddling with peroxide
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I’ve liked Jontron’s videos for a while. They were always pretty exaggerated and that made me and my friends laugh.
But looking at the older and older videos, I kinda come to realize that he tosses around the phrase “worst game ever” more than the Angry Video Game Nerd, and his personality flaws are really showing now through his twitter, as it gains more public attention than it did before. I don’t like to use twitter, but now I’m actively checking it to see what arguments he’s getting into now.
And the guy’s not good with dealing with criticism or cleaning up after his mistakes. A lot of that is due to the fact that he isn’t owning up to his mistakes, which should be apparent since fans are getting angry about stuff he’s saying.
The guy is an entertainer, and has to clean up after himself, lest he invoke the wrath of his fans. Seeing a post that invites others to ditch Jontron and move on to Critikal (I don’t recall the spelling offhand) makes me sad, but it’s the truth. Jon Jafari has a crappy personality, and theories that the Game Grumps don’t want much to do with him anymore are seeming pretty damn plausible.
Consider the following:
- drops the n-word for no reason
- responded to someone asking him politely to not use the word “retarded” by flaming them and throwing a twitter tantrum
- uses the “not ALL men” argument
- compares feminists and people who disagree with him to fascists and white supremacists
- generally a shitdick
- massive ego
- plays weird games and relies on the game’s content to be funny
- donates to charity with his youtube money
- hilariously bizarre
- makes a point to thank his fans and answer their questions every so often
- allows anyone/everyone to use his audio and videos
- greatest voice ever
- also plays weird games AND other stuff, still manages to be funny even if the game is bland
- mysterious cool guy
Switch to cr1tikal today! Where you’re appreciated and respected, no matter what kind of fan you are!
EVERYONE’S FAVORITE YOUTUBER FINALLY EMBRACING HIS DESTINY AS A WHINY MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVIST AND YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE PRODUCTS HE CONSUMES
I LOVE IT!
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