Hello! I'm Alfred. Alfredo is fine. Al is cool too! I also like Blu.

20, male, CA. Scorpio.

Here I post silly things. Generally Homestuck, Earthbound/Mother series, Yume Nikki + .flow + fangames, Pokemon, body horror, MOUTHS AND EYES, and kawaii junk.

Profile pic is not mine! It is art done by tumblr user dumpstercrimes

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27th July 2014

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Knitted fungus

These amazing knitted fungus, truly inspired by real mushrooms, are the result of extraordinary creative work of Leigh Martin, a fiber artist and nature enthusiast residing in Central Oklahoma (US).

Photos (top to bottom):

1. Parrot fungi

2. Clavaria zollingeri

3. Turkey tail

4. Anemone stinkhorn

5. Caesar’s mushroom

6. Jack-o’-lantern mushroom 

Tagged: my bunALSO FOR SAMSAM

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27th July 2014

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a grasshopper got into my car somehow and while I was dropping off my friend at work, the little bug jumped onto my bare leg (was wearing shorts) and scared the living christ out of me. not wanting to have him on me any longer than I needed to (which is 0 seconds bugs should almost never be on me) I flailed wildly and successfully got him off my leg, only after bashing my bare toes into the car’s hard plastic lining and cracking off part of my toenail. the grasshopper stayed on my door until my friend was kind enough to come over and whack it a little till I stopped sniveling and screaming

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27th July 2014


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27th July 2014

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Baby Nala plying with a ribbon

Leaked Sailor Moon transformation sequence

Tagged: bunbunbun

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27th July 2014

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It’s the Mother Series’ 25th Anniversary today!Happy birthday &lt;3


It’s the Mother Series’ 25th Anniversary today!

Happy birthday <3

Tagged: cries and salutesmothermother 2mother 3earthbound

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27th July 2014

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back to school commercials


back to school commercials after graduation


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27th July 2014

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This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash

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26th July 2014

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I have just returned from a week-long trip up to NorCal with my boyfriend to visit his parents(and in my case, meet his parents). This was my first time going to NorCal, and by that i mean I’ve only gone beyond the farthest reaches of Los Angeles maybe 3 times. Ever. There were a lot of hills and no smog and it was weird.

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gay adventures with the girlfran

meet the parents more like SCRABBLE WITH THE PARENTS

Tagged: my bunilu honeybunch

26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I hear you're trash! Bow before your king! with 19,842 notes


First footage of The Legend of Korra Video game by Platinum games


Tagged: DAT CELL SHADINGWOAHavatarkorra

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25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I VA. And reblog. Mostly Homestuck. with 13,921 notes


we’re hell raising and we don’t need saving ‘cause there’s no salvation for a bad girl

Tagged: jade can bite meplshomestuckmawmawsfav

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